Let me Kiss ur lips...
Let me feel ur teeth...
Let me taste ur tongue...
SMILE
This is ur friend
"...... TOOTHPASTE"
reminding u to
brush ur teeth!!!
Do u know
what happened
last night?
In my room?
On my bed?
When the time is 2 a.m.?
When all others were sleeping?
what happened
last night?
In my room?
On my bed?
When the time is 2 a.m.?
When all others were sleeping?
I was also SLEEPING....
I asked the Lord for a stone...
He gave me a Diamond
I asked him for a tree...
He gave me a forest
I asked him for a monkey...
OH GOD....
He gave me your number...
It got washed away
I wrote ur name in air......
It got blown away
I wrote ur name in my Heart...
I got
HEART ATTACK!!!
What is the difference between
SMART and STUPID?
Its simple yaar...!
SMART person has sent this msg
&
STUPID is reading it...
Ha... Ha.. Ha.. Haaa....
Try reading aloud
/ " kuak kah hik ki ki kou
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
you have mastered
You are now a
Its lucky to have a friend
You are
A B C D E F G H IJK
A – Attractive
B – Beautiful
C – Cute
D – Duzzling
E – Excellent
F – Funny
G – Great
H – Hot
IJK – I’m Just Kidding.
Not every flower
Can represent LOVE
But
ROSES did it.
Not every tree
Can stand TWIST
But
CACTUS did it.
NOT every monkey
Can read SMS
But
YOU did it!
Stat + moon
= Romantic night
Bird + Sky
= Lovely Day
Forest + Animal
= Refreshing World
U + Ur smile
= Oh No!
It’s a GHOST
